
Rest in peace our friend...
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Agent: Ma’am, I can’t help noticing that every time I give you an instruction, it takes a really long time before you get back to me. Is your computer that slow?
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are YOU KIDDING ME!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
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«Πλήττεται η αξιοπιστία της χώρας στο εξωτερικό» είπε στον Flash 96 ο πρόεδρος του Χρηματιστηρίου Σπύρος Καπράλος. Σε ποια άλλη χώρα κλείνει για τόσες μέρες το χρηματιστήριο αναρωτιούνται οι χρηματιστές.